Jokes & laughs ( Page 1 of 15 )

How to meet Family Members? May 01, 2015 17:43

Question: How to call the members of the family to one place? Answer: Just turn off the Wi-Fi and sit near the Router switch, everyone will come there!!

Lawyer Joke November 09, 2013 17:59

An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; "You can't take it with you." He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. His plan: Put the bags directly…

Fruits joke November 01, 2013 16:15

Sir: What is different between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange but color of Apple is not Apple.

Sardar answers to teacher! November 01, 2013 16:12

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on Government Holidays..!!

Sardar on journey November 01, 2013 16:06

Sardar, in a airplane going to bombay.. while its landing he shouted: "Bombay.. Bombay.." Air hostess said: "be Silent" Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay.. Ombay"

Sardar proposes! November 01, 2013 15:54

Sardar: I think that girl is Deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I LOVE her but she said her chappals are new.

Mobile bill status November 01, 2013 15:45

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar answer! November 01, 2013 15:36

Lectuter: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi? So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but i dont know who is Jayanthi".

Tourist joke November 01, 2013 15:30

Tourist from U.S.A: Any great man born in this village? Sadar: No Sir, only small babies!

Sardar Imagination November 01, 2013 15:23

Interviewer: Just Imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: Its simple i will stop imagination.

Postbox Joke November 01, 2013 15:18

Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letter in it? Sardar: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Sardar's birth-day November 01, 2013 14:41

Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Sardar: 13th October Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe - Every year.

Tell me teacher October 17, 2013 15:53

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah…

Blonde at the doctors! May 30, 2013 11:45

Please remove your blouse, the doctor told the the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!" (AW- Anil)

Photokinetic sons?! May 29, 2013 12:51

Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see…