An old man at a joggers park gets tired after a short jog and sits on a bench. Along his side a hound sits down too. Meanwhile another jogger who just entered the park sits down beside him too.
“Sir, does your dog bite?”
“No young man. My dog doesn't bite.”
“Oh, thats good news. I will continue jogging without worrying then”
As he starts jogging the hound beside him gets aggressive and attacks the jogger. “Sir, you said your dog doesn't bite”, he screams running from the dog.
“Young man, I didn't say this one's mine!”
(AW- Anil)
