My dog doesn't bite! May 07, 2013 12:07
An old man at a joggers park gets tired after a short jog and sits on a bench. Along his side a hound sits down too. Meanwhile another jogger who just entered the park sits down beside him too.“Sir, does your dog bite?”“No young man.…
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Blonde Jokes galore May 06, 2013 10:33
Did you hear about the blonde girl who was shooting in the air? She missed it!Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at…
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Joke of the day: May 02, 2013 15:48
One blonde calls up a PC Service Center and tells her that she can't boot up her PC anymore since a day. The service guy takes her address and heads over to the house.He asks her what is the problem. The blonde replies “over the…
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Medical Bills are a pain May 01, 2013 11:46
An old lady had a dog that followed her everywhere and was extremely loyal. One unfortunate morning, the dog was nowhere to be seen in the house. The lady walks up to his kennel and finds that the dog is lying down and not responding…
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Yo' Parents April 30, 2013 11:31
Yo' Mama jokes are too funny to be ignored. Take them lightheartedly and chuckle. No offense meant to anyoneYo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate." Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he…
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Jesus once decided March 13, 2013 12:27
Jesus once decided to get rid of the narcotics and other similar drugs problem, which was rampant on Earth. He decided to send his apostles to bring back samples of the drugs to see what they did to the body so that he could work…
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Cheap Date April 24, 2012 20:47
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think." "Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for…
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Marketing Strategy April 23, 2012 21:08
Morris was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Shirley dies. At the cemetery, Morris's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads: "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing…
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Mental hospital April 19, 2012 19:56
A boy passes by a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "10….10..10.." Boy looks over and notices the sound coming from a locked room with a small hole. The curious boy peeps through the hole and gets poked in the eye. Then he starts…
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School Collection April 19, 2012 14:11
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside! An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had What would…
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A father writes on a boy’s Facebook wall: April 18, 2012 19:42
Dear son, I hope you are doing great. We missed you so much today. Please turn off your computer now and come for the dinner. We all are waiting for you.
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Husband and Wife April 06, 2012 16:30
My wife always told me that if I wanted breakfast in bed, then I would have to sleep in the kitchen Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to wife.Wife: Who is the other one?
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Monkey Silly Thinks April 05, 2012 18:22
One Fine day God Created a monkey...and said to him, Your are a monkey, If you can jump from this branchy to That branchy till for such time... but It should be properly...than You will be get so many coconuts and Eat a lot Bananas,…
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